Friday, September 21, 2012

Why Your Team Sucks: S. Taylor's All-Star

There were so many questions leading into week 1. Would S. Taylor's All-Star pay and get his roster unlocked or would he skip week 1 to attend a bachelorette party for his "buddy?" Would he pick up a kicker? How many TE's would he try to start? Would he be able to pull off a trade for Antonio Gates prior to kickoff? Would he ever change his name from a five year old reference to a deceased DEFENSIVE player who plays for a division rival?
Not surprisingly STAS managed a disappointing 89.75 points in a loss to the doctotors who all but admitted to throwing the season on draft day by trading away megatron for 2013 considerations.

Week 2 proved to be a much improved showing as Eli Manning, T. Rich and McGahee managed career days against a Vick led Skrillex who's combined WR score was less than LaFell. It is unlikely that STAS will keep it up in the coming weeks, as rumors swirl that "he doesn't even like football."






1 comment:

Dougie's Goin Deep said...

This draft board is a travesty.